So here’s something that happened while reading The Korvac Saga.
Iron Man and Cap are not getting along(WHO IS SHOCKED) because Cap’s stepping on Iron Man’s toes as Chairman and is still mostly a grouchy gus because of losing his powers(or something to that affect. That part doesn’t happen in this collection)
So crazy stuff happens. Villains attack. Avengers start disappearing and Cap picks a great time to start fighting Iron Man. Calls him a low life mercenary.
And right as they’re about to start fighting Wanda throws a chair at them. “As long as I’m here Avengers will not fight each other” AND I SOBBED.
BUT That’s not my point. Because it gets …kinda funny.
So Wanda calls Cap out for being a twat and says that HE hasn’t been pulling his weight and Cap being Cap storms off to be a grouchy butthole somewhere else.
WHERE? The gym. And so later Beast shows up to try to calm him down and have everyone kiss and make-up and Cap’s like “GGERRRR CAP ANGRY. *WORKS OUT EVEN HARDER*”
THEN IRON MAN SHOWS UP TO APOLOGIZE. And Cap’s like “FU. Man. Check out this work-out thingamajig that TONY STARK MADE. ISN’T IT COOOL LALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU”. THE ENTIRE TIME IRON MAN IS APOLOGIZING.
And right when IM is about to leave after finally pretty much just tucking his tail between his legs Cap FINALLY apologizes too. And its like…one of those Sailor Moon endings where everything is watercolors and shoujo bubbles. I mean…Iron Man literally ALMOST tells Cap his identity and Cap’s like…*hand on shoulder* No. Keep your secrets Iron Man.
AND THEN WE LOSE THEM FOR LIKE AN HOUR.
Because during this time Jocasta is being delivered to the house and starts running amok. And the timing from when that last scene in the gym to where Cap and IM show up again seems AWFULLY long.
AND ITS LIKE THEY JUST ARRIVED FROM A DATE OR SOMETHING. Cap’s like “I’LL DO ANYTHING YOU SAY IRON MAN! I BELIEVE IN YOU! EVERYONE SHOULD TRUST THIS GUY BECAUSE HE’S SUPER AWESOME”
Stop. You guys are outta control. I can’t take it. What am I supposed to do when shit like this happens?