Here’s a story of me at the restaurant tonight.
We went to Yardhouse for my sister’s birthday and when the lady came over to take our drink orders I was like “yeah I’ll just have a beer”
And the lady asked me what size and I figured. Y’know. Large or small.
So I was like yeah I’ll take a large that way I don’t have to ask for one again later.
But the thing is…I have a nasty habit of tuning people out mid sentence. Its a weird ADHD thing and also it was really loud. So I missed a crucial part of the question that said how TALL the drink was.

Wat?