The Real Housewives of The Illuminati

“So there we were at our little get together that apparently STEVE can set up but I’m not allowed to anymore and I make a hilarious joke about Burritos and somehow Xavier thinks we’re making fun of his kids or some shit and he just FLIPS OUT”

“STOP TALKING SMACK ABOUT ME AND MY FAMILY! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU PROSTITUTION WHORES! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ITS LIKE”

“So…can I just ask..Wasn’t this guy in a wheelchair or is that just whenever he’s feeling extra oppressed? Bitch, please. Also, reading our minds is real rude. I hope he knows what I’m thinking right now.”

“Excuse me? I don’t know what its like? I’m a father, too but you don’t see FRANKLIN or VALERIA running around in a gang calling themselves the Phoenix Force like they’re in some sort of anime. Please. This is why I left this show two seasons ago.”

“ERIK THEY ARE MEAN GIRLS! THEY’RE JUST MEAN GIRLS”
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
Summary of New Avengers 29.